The fact that I'm typing this now is sure to jinx it, but what the hell! I got a place on the Scottish Book Trusts' Screenwriting Lab mid-November run by Adrian Mead - hurrah!
Three days of screenwriting, as we develop our 1 to 3 minute films written on the theme of 'Choices' and glean important screenwritery things, sounds like heaven compared to my current workload.
Assuming the sky doesn't fall on my head or I get lost in an underpass, I'll be there.
They even serve coffee beforehand - how civilised.
I'm packing a blue plastic tube just in case there's an unexpected livestock incident. You laugh now, but you'll be laughing on the other side OF YOUR FACE when IT happens, oh yes.